Is anyone else disappointed that we were told which brand Auska is headed to? I would have rather been surprised at her Raw debut. Because of social media, there is hardly ever an element of surprise anymore when it comes to wrestling storylines. Even with the Hardys, we all knew they were debuting, even though we didn’t really know for sure until their music dropped. That’s part of the problem with wrestling today. There is not enough separation between the fans and the show. They’re breaking kayfabe too often. Due to leaks, we already know everything that’s going to happen before it happens. We don’t need the company telling us more, like who’s debuting and where they’re going.
Like many of you, I have mixed feelings about Wrestlemania. I had some high expectations for WWE’s biggest show of the year due to recently following Wrestling Rumors on Facebook. I realize that predictions posted on Wrestling Rumors are just speculation, and it would have been very difficult for them to meet all of my expectations. However, I wanted all of the rumors to be true so badly. The origin of WWE rumors remains unclear. At times, it seems that fan sites latch onto niblets of a looming WWE storyline. They follow other wrestling companies’ story lines, habits of former and current superstars, they use context from WWE history, and they over-analyze diction and syntax. Maybe they even have someone in the WWE leaking information. Other times, I think WWE searches fan sites, like Wrestling Rumors, looking for an idea of what the people want to see happen. To my delight, some of those rumors came to fruition.
The Hardy Boyz return made my heart stop. The New Day’s announcement that a fourth tag team would enter the ladder match for the Raw tag team titles was beautiful. I love how WWE knows the rumors that are spinning, and caters to them (occasionally). The New Day so clearly knew that fans were on the edge of their seats, expecting, or at least hoping for, the Hardy Boyz. I’m not sure if this is a quality of the New Day themselves (they’ve done it on numerous occasions, including recently addressing Xavier’s sex tape), or WWE script writers, but the group always seems to address reality, breaking the fourth wall that can sometimes feel like a thick, impenetrable barrier between the WWE and the WWE Universe. The New Day’s delivery of the announcement left us suspended for a few moments. They teased us. Dressed in their wrestling gear, doubt seeped into the minds of the people that were so sure that the Hardys would return in the match that they’re most famous for. It was a terrifying few moments as we wondered, “WWE knows what we want. Would they really not give it to us?” Thankfully, I think the New Day knows that we’ve seen enough of them for now.
John Cena proposed to Nikki Bella last night at Wrestlemania, even though he said he never would. Even though I’m a romantic, I’m not satisfied with this turn in events. It feels like a lie to me. The lie isn’t that John Cena is pretend-marrying Nikki Bella. I’m sure that they’re getting married for real, and they’re in love, and they’ll live a happy life together. The lie is that John Cena swore to us, countless times over the last few years, that he did not want to ever get married again. He was adamant. If there was one thing we knew about John Cena, it was that he was not the marrying type. Now, all of a sudden, he is? What changed? The other thing that bothers me is that there was no reasoning behind this change of heart. He stated that he knew he wanted to marry Nikki a year ago when she went into surgery for her injured neck. He apparently asked her to marry him when she was drugged up. That story does not ring true to me. Why would he ask her to marry him when she was loopy? He knew she would say yes. She has made her intentions more than clear – unless her feelings about marriage are a total lie, too. I’m sure that they will get more into this on the next season of Total Bellas, but they should not have had this segment unless they were going to do it right. You cannot un-do what he’s said for the last two years (?) in like ten minutes. I understand that there was a time constraint (don’t know how – the show was like 7 hours), but if they didn’t have time to do it the way they should have done it, with John Cena explaining why he changed his mind about marriage and declaring his love for Nikki, they shouldn’t have done it at all. Some people are claiming that he actually proposed to her months ago, and they’ve just kept it under wraps, which I can understand and respect, but they needed to have some respect for the WWE Universe, too. They owe us more than what they gave us.
Now onto my disappointments. Finn was nowhere to be found. He has been performing at house shows over the last few weeks, so I was sure he was going to be at Wrestlemania. I didn’t care if he didn’t compete, I just wanted him to make an appearance, to announce his intentions for his future.
The Smackdown Live’s women’s championship match did not have any returns. It was speculated that Kelly Kelly, Maria, or Lita would enter the match for the women’s title. This rumor felt increasingly hopeful when the night was nearly over, as WWE usually places their best content at the end of the show. Also, the way that the match stipulation was worded. “All available women on the Smackdown Live roster,” were scheduled to compete. It would have been too easy to have one of the above-mentioned women come out at the very end of the entrances, and say, “I’m now part of the Smackdown Live roster,” and then join the match and win the belt.
While I did face some disappointments last night, according to gossip, some surprises are in store for us the week after Wrestlemania. I can only hope that this will mean more returns, and some call-ups from NXT.
What did you all think of Wrestlemania? What was your favorite match? What are your storyline predictions?
WWE’s Facebook page confirmed that Lana will be joining the NXT roster sometime in the near future. Finally, after a few years in the business, Lana will earn her spot in the business. She’s a great manager, with a lot of fans, but she has been training to wrestle. She gets paid as much as other female superstars, without wrestling. It’s about time she showcases her years of training and proves that she’s more than just a pretty face. I really hope she isn’t another Eva Marie.
Last week, on NXT, a stable called SAnitY debuted. The group’s entrance is unique and promising. Personally, whenever superstars experiment with lighting and smoke effects, I’m intrigued. If you have a cool entrance, or a catchy song (i.e. Bobby Roode) I will automatically like you.
The masks and bandanas SAnitY wears over their faces in their entrance make them mysterious. With wrestling being as predictable as it is, mystery is a good thing. I would have rather had them keep this mystery alive for a few weeks or months. However, two members revealed their identities prior to their tag team match (which I understand, because I assume it’s kind of hard to wrestle with something on your face – you have to worry about it falling off, getting pulled off, etc.) The other two members revealed their identities after the match. While SAnitY kind of looks like an extension of the Wyatt family, one thing clearly sets them apart: (skip to 8:30)
That’s right, there’s a female in the group: Nikki Glencross. While some people probably noticed right away that something was different due to one member of SAnitY being only 5′ 1″, I was genuinely surprised to see Glencross remove her “disguise” and reveal her gender. At the end of the match, Glencross spazzes out, and reminding me of a female Dean Ambrose, although his “lunatic” gimmick could use some improvement. What shocked me the most was the fact that Glencross attacked Dillinger. This suggests that Glencross is an active part of the group, rather than just another valet. I’m not sure if NXT is attempting to break gender barriers by having Glencross compete against men, but I really hope that is the direction they are traveling in. I’m tired of women being considered part of the roster when they don’t have any matches (Maryse, Lana). It doesn’t seem too unlikely that NXT would have inter-gender matches, considering the changing role of women superstars in the WWE. After all, Sasha Banks and Charlotte are competing in Hell in a Cell, which has never been done before, in a little over a week.
Tonight, Dan Matha attempted to debut on NXT, but he was attacked by Samoa Joe before his match. We don’t know much about Matha so far, but two things stand out: one, he’s ginormous. He stands at six foot seven. The second, is Matha’s body acne, which stole the spotlight. It covers his arms, legs, chest, stomach, and back. I apologize for being critical, but it’s unrealistic not to comment on the subject. The WWE Universe has noticed it, and they are already making comments about it on Twitter, on Youtube, etc. Let’s face it, the WWE is known to be shallow, so it’s surprising that they would allow Matha to debut without requiring some dermatology care. While there are obviously natural causes of body acne, the first thing one thinks is “steroids.”
In this photo, taken from the promotional video for Matha’s debut, Matha’s body acne is distinct. The entire video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQmsIVxU0uU. However, it is much more prominent in the live segment.
I hope that Matha is talented enough to be known as more than the guy with all the acne. At that height, he should be very successful in the WWE. It will be entertaining to see him match up against other six- and seven-footers in the future.
The WWE has come a long way in its treatment of its female superstars. Women wrestlers are no longer called Divas, commentators don’t yell “puppies!” whenever a woman walks down the ramp, and their wrestling gear is much less revealing.
The 2016 WWE Draft was majorly significant for the women’s division. The most exciting part of the draft for most people was the integration of the NXT talent. Both Raw and Smackdown acquired female superstars from NXT, including: Nia Jax, Carmella, and Alexa Bliss. That means that half of the NXT acquisitions were women (only six picks came from NXT). It does not get more equal than 50/50.
Charlotte, the WWE Women’s Champion at the time, was chosen in the first round, as Raw’s third overall draft pick. However you feel about Charlotte, this fact is impressive and boundary-breaking. However, I think it says more about the WWE’s changing attitude towards women than about Charlotte herself, although she is very talented. A few months later, Bayley joined the Raw roster. In recent weeks, there have commonly been two women’s matches per episode, even in NXT’s one-hour segment.
Most recently, last night on Monday Night Raw (10/3/2016), Charlotte faced Sasha Banks for the WWE Women’s Championship in the MAIN EVENT. While NXT has had women’s matches as the main event, I’m pretty sure this was a first for the flagship show. While I personally believe that despite her loss Charlotte had a better performance last night, this match was career-changing for both women, and industry-changing for the WWE.
On another note, the Champ needs to do something about that hairline.